Nelson Mandela (18 July 1918 – 5 December 2013)
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
whenever i need to cheer up i remember all of the ways leonardo dicaprio attempts to hide from the paparazzi
- the detector thing goes off
- they approach you, “You were shoplifting,” the motherfuckers say.
- You say “What did I steal and where did I put it?”
- They either
a) answer correctly, in which case you’re fucked bro they saw you do it
b) answer incorrectly in which case you sue them for a minimum of like 2000 dollars
c) walk away because they know this shit
You’re so beautiful, like a tree..
Or a high class prostitute.
You’re so beautiful, you could be a part time model.
But you’ll probably still have to keep your normal job